other Aperture investment opportunities : “panels”, “bot trust”, “boots”
Cave Johnson here, introducing the consumer version
of our most popular military grade product : the turret.
How do we get so many bullets in 'em? Like this!
Plus, we fire the whole bullet. That's 65% more bullet, per bullet.
This is the same technology we've been using on robots for decades.
Scares the hell out of 'em.
They come in hundreds of designer colours, including forest,
desert, table, um, evening at the improv, what idiot picked th--
Then we box 'em up, and ship 'em straight to your doorstep!
So you can protect the things that matter most.
Just try and get close to that baby. Your funeral.